Monday, December 23, 2024

Kraven the Hunter

 Kraven the Hunter Was a good action packed movie. Although it was kind of weird. Kraven’s complex relationship with his ruthless dad starts him down the path of vengeance, motivating him to become the world’s best hunter. It’s a 2024 superhero film featuring the marvel comics character with the same name. Any way it had good cinematography and good photography but on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 but it was a different kind of movie than what I’m used to in a action movie. Going into the movie I was thinking it would get a bad review. Even though it was a last minute idea to go see the movie two days before Christmas I thought it was pretty good. 

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Gladiator 2

 Gladiator 2 I’ve been waiting all year to see it. I was so excited to finally see it that it was a disappointment after watching it. It was good but there were other people in the palace in Rome I was wondering who they were and why they were there. Anyway Paul Mescal played Lucius and he could fight. I highly recommend the movie for best picture. Action packed. It had good photography and good cinematography on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 1/2 maybe higher. But I didn’t like the part where Connie Neilson gets shot with an arrow and passes away. It was the scariest part of the movie for me. She was supposed to be Lucius’s mom. It would devastate me if I was Lucius. If I was a beer drinker there would be a tear in my beer. I think that part would have ruined the film for me. It wouldn’t be the part where Denzel Washington was being a traitor to Rome or where Lucius’s step dad Pedro Pascal got killed because Lucius wouldn’t kill him. But why his mommy have to die. 🥲it was the saddest part of the movie for me because you only get one mom. Now he has to rule Rome without her. How can he go on living without his mom? It’s just a hard subject for me to talk about. But at the end of the movie 🍿 Paul Mescal had a good fight with DenZel Washington I bet there was some movie magic in that scene. Or how did they get sharks in the Roman coliseum in Ancient Rome?

Monday, September 23, 2024

The killers game

 It was a good movie!!! I was skeptical going in to watch the movie thinking I wouldn’t give it a good review. Why were these people killing each other. Money, Money, Money.

Dave Bautista did a great job fighting people and stuff. But I was thinking that’s it? Is that all there is in the movie? No there was more but it was the wrong theater I saw the movie in because the seats were uncomfortable. But the movie was good other than that. 

A Spectacular B+ High Class Film!
Lots of thrills!
Tight and frilly with lots on money shots!
Like a frisky Egyptian hairless cat, 
this film delivers crunch down action, love, comedy and gored combat.
There's enough spaghetti, jive, black comedy uplifted by hip 70's funk and disco that all you need to do is wax the bottom of your soul shoes to slide across the floor which gets quite bloody and sticky 
Distilled to one location, a cost effective decision, to keep the budget down however smart enough to elevate and
make the best use of the effects.
Acting, Directing, Writing all superb:
Starring
Dave Bautista
Sofia Boutella
Terry Crews
Scott Adkins
Marko Zaror
Pom Klementieff
Ben Kingsley

Directed by J. J. Perr

Screenplay by Rand Ravich & James Coyne

Cinematography Flavio Martínez Labiano


Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Am I rasist

 Stupid movie!!! It doesn’t seem like a good movie. I refuse to see a movie after being able to see it on the news. It’s like going to the movies to watch some person apologize for being born. The movie is about people talking about how bad the country is and that’s not a good Movie idea from my opinion. I was both shocked and appalled after seeing the previews because it’s like going to the movies to watch the news with no show after that like in the old days. It’s not getting a good review from me on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 1. Another person says Matt Walsh’s “Am I Racist” is a brilliantly crafted satire that takes viewers on a journey through the twisted logic and talking points often pushed in today’s racially charged discourse. Not my kind of movie. We need a new way of thinking. No more racism we need to be one nation under God. So I would like to wait for the movie to come out on Netflix or HBO or something to watch it.

Monday, September 9, 2024

Beetlejuice beetlejuice

 What can I say about the movie? A girl meets a boy and fall in love at a funeral. It was a funny movie that’s what I thought of the movie. Astrid Deetz met Jeremy down the street from her haunted house and spend the evening with him on Halloween. They kiss and levitate off the floor and she falls down. Astrid Deetz found out that Jeremy was a ghost but she didn’t believe in ghosts before. Mr. Deetz passed away that’s why they were at a funeral. So anyway Astrid goes through a door with Jeremy to the other side and Lydia finds out runs to Jeremy’s house and tries to stop them from going in that door but she’s too late. Then she goes back home to her haunted house and calls on beetlejuice so beetlejuice has to help her. Beetlejuice and Lydia agree to get married to save Astrid. Delores Beetlejuices ex wife is going around the afterlife killing dead people trying to find beetlejuice. Lydia was supposed to get married to her manager too. They end up saving Astrid and go back to a church when beetlejuice shows up and he made the manager confess why he wanted to marry Lydia and it was a bad confession or he had bad intentions. So beetlejuice kills Lydia’s manager I think his name was Rory. Then Beetlejuice goes in to marry Lydia but Astrid says he breeched the contracted because Delores showed up and beetlejuice blows up he said something but I forgot what he said then he disappeared the end. It had good photography and good cinematography on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7. That’s my opinion of the movie but I like that it wasn’t the original beetlejuice but the future in the movie. 

If I was younger I would have liked that movie better. Now I’m trying to write a good review of the movie but it seemed childish. I felt like I should have been a high school kid watching it. It seemed like a kid movie. Directed by Tim Burton Beetlejuice Beetlejuice came out 36 years after the original. So after a family tragedy three generation of  the Deetz family return to winter-river. Still haunted by Beetlejuice the Deetz’s lives were turned upside down when Astrid accidentally opens a door to the afterlife. Whenever these sequels come out nobody ever likes it as good as the first one. It wasn’t bad it just wasn’t as good as the first Beetlejuice.

Monday, August 12, 2024

The firing squad

 The Firing Squad movie what could I say about the movie?  Well it was about a drug dealer that gets sentenced to death in Indonesia. The prisoners found Jesus. There was a big Christian community in that prison. It was exiting to see. Good religions content. Personally I thought it was kind of slow. These people were supposed to be in prison but they were walking around. The love of money is the root on all kinds of evil  that’s the message I got from the movie. Those people broke out of jail and got caught. If those guys could have done something else it would have been better than dying in prison in Asia. I was thinking maybe they would get out of prison because they broke out then they got caught like five minutes later in the movie. Then I ran out of popcorn. They never did get out of prison alive. James Barrington was the main character. The drug dealer that got arrested and found God in prison. Someone gave him a Bible and he became a Christian. On a sale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 1/2 because it was a good one. 

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

Deadpool & Wolverine

 Well it’s time for a movie review and this  I went to see was the latest hit. It was awful. Not good. The language  ruined the movie. I wouldn’t take my friends kids to see the Deadpool & Woolverine movie. I don’t want to talk about the fox and Disney networks but that’s what Ryan Reynolds’s talked about in the movie. So Reynolds’s said fox killed the Wolverine and Disney brought him back that line was stupid. But you know what if I was one of those Hollywood loser actors I would retire earley because they probably make millions of dollars making bad movies. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give the movie a 3 because it was dorky. I would rather sleep through a movie than see a bad movie. I wish I never saw the movie now. Why can’t Reynolds’s ever make good movies? It would have been a good movie if the language would have been nicer. But as it is now I wish I never saw it. But Hugh Jackman did a good job as the wolverine. He had less lines to memorize so less profanity. 

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Twister

 What can I say about the new twister movie? Boring!!! It was a boring movie with pretty scenes. Beautiful land with bad weather. Storm chasers running after tornados. It was as boring as the first twister movie. Great photography and great cinematography on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 5. It could have been better from my opinion. I wish I could give the movie a good review but I didn’t like it very much. One thing I didn’t like was all the distraction from the tornadoes. That’s the problem with tornadoes. I was wanting to see a good movie but I had to see a boring movie. Nothing against the cast and crew of twister but there wasn’t enough action. 

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Long legs

 The movie was about a female FBI agent Lee Hacker. She was assigned to solve a serial killer case. It refers to the book of revelation in the movie. Scary movie about crazy women and crazy men. I’m going to try to make this a good review. It was like the FBI agent pulled her gun on a ghost in a house. Hacker reveals evidence of the occult. Spooky stuff. It was just a movie. There was a feeling of anxiety and the movie did its job. Nicolas cage was crazy as balls in this movie. First of all what stood out he looks like he’s wearing a mask. He absolutely looks like he’s wearing a mask. This is a low budget movie that had prosthetics on his face that made him look like he was wearing a mask kind of. Maybe he was supposed to look like that. He was being the mean Nicolas Cage but it was terrifying. It was loud and I kind of want ear plugs in the theater when it’s that noisy. It’s fun to see the magic of the movies at work.  There was a-lot in there keeping me intrigued. It takes a concept we’ve all seen before FBI man- hunt. LongLegs is worth watching and worth buying on DVD. In 2024 what your favorite horor movie? 

Disputable me 4

 The movie came out July 3rd 2024. The movie is fictional so I’m not a big fan. It was a fun exciting movie for children though. The movie is about fighting a Maxine La Mal another bad guy in a cartoon. My apologies because this doesn’t sound like a good review. The message I got from the movie is about fighting evil. Gru welcomes a new member to the family Gru junior who’s intent on tormenting his dad. Their peaceful existence comes to an end when a criminal mastermind Maxine La Mal vows revenge on Gru after she escapes from prison. The movie was directed by Chris Renaud and Patrick Delage.

Monday, July 1, 2024

Horizon an American sags

 Horizon an American saga was a great movie. It was long about three hours. Good photography and good cinematography. It switches following different people. Indians attack a town and a mom and daughter hid in the basement and lived. Then it shows Kevin Costner riding a horse in a western small town he ends up saving some pretty girl from bad guys. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 1/2 maybe 8. It was good but long. All these people were going to the town called Horizon. 

Update

Every time I watch this movie it’s exciting. It’s been a few months and I don’t know why they haven’t made the second one yet. I like the history of the film. It’s all about history in the movie. On a scale from 1-10 I would have to give it a 8 1/2 now  because the first time I saw the film I thought it was slow. This time it’s better. The Calvary should have been there with the settlers before they got attacked by Indians at the river. The part I didn’t like was when the movie ended. That seen when the Calvary shows up at the river and finds the dead town was depressing. One cowboy looking guy found those two women in the storm shelter suffering because they were suffocating but they lived. Those women lost their whole family and everything. Their whole life was destroyed but they had to leave that place and move on. The Indians that attacked them left their camp and moved on too. 

 The movie jumps from one group of people to the next it’s hard to follow. The seen with the married couple with the baby was sad because the husband and wife have to go to a crazy guy’s house to talk business but those crazy guys recognized the wife and there was a fight. They all were just grumpy old men. I apologize to the readers because I don’t know who all the characters are supposed to be. Caleb kills the guy that went to that house to talk business then he got slapped around. Caleb then has to go to town and talks to Hayes Ellison Keven Costner about something. Then Caleb attracts Hayes and try’s to do harm to the lady in a town house but Hayes kills Caleb. He Hayes Ellison takes that lady in the town house and the child and rides off in the sunset. They’re running from danger because the group of grumpy old men might go looking for them. Hayes Ellison suspected something after he shot Caleb. I hope those are the right characters. 

Anyway they rode off into the sunset on a cloudy day. They had to camp old school with a blanket on the ground. It’s like a guy and a girl and a baby on the ground with a horse that seems bad enough but that’s how it was back then.  The movie was hard to follow but that lady’s roommate killed her husband and her brothers kids were trying to get her baby to her uncle if Kevin Costner would of shown that in theaters it would of helped me understand the movie. 

But at the last scene in the movie it just shows all these different scenes like a slide show then the movie ends and I’m wanting to see more. I wish the next chapter comes out.  It’s a classic movie and I heard Kevin Costner lost money on the film but it would be nice if he could make the second chapter to the movie. 

Monday, June 24, 2024

The Bike Riders

 The Bike-riders  movie is about some friends that want to start a biker club that’s not the good idea for people because things started to go wrong. The main character Benny played by Austin Butler left his wife Kathy played by Jodie Comer to ride. Loser!!! What kind of person would leave their wife for a biker gang. On the other hand some people would. The gang leader Johnny played by Tom Hardy got spit on at a funeral. On a scale from 1-10 I would give it a 8 because it was really good. Good photography good cinematography. It took place in the 1960’s or 1970’s and Kathy was telling the story from the beginning of the movie. It was an action movie. My experience could have been better but it wasn’t bad. The movie was 1 hour and 56 minutes but it seemed like it was longer. The movie started out in a bar fight. That scene finished in the middle of the movie. It jumped back ant forth sometimes. This guy got beat up for wanting to leave the gang that wasn’t nice. Then he gets shot later on in the film. 

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Hot shots

 It was a movie that came out in 1991. It makes fun of Top gun. That’s what I thought. Because after the movie Top Gun came out the movie Hot Shots comes out to make fun of it. There were five years in between the time Hot Shots came out but it was a funny movie. When I was younger I was a bigger fan when the movie first came out in theaters. It was making fun of Rambo and Top Gun. I loved it. It was like bringing back Childhood memories. If I was I charge of Hollywood I would remake that movie. It was the best comedy of the year. I’d give it an 8 on a scale from 1-10.  I don’t know what else to say 

Thursday, May 9, 2024

The Hateful eight

 The Hateful eight was a good movie but weird set up. Chapter 1 was better than chapter 2 the final scene wasn’t as good as chapter 2.  The movie was about 

While racing toward the town of Red Rock in post-Civil War Wyoming, bounty hunter John "The Hangman" Ruth (Kurt Russell) and his fugitive prisoner (Jennifer Jason Leigh) encounter another bounty hunter (Samuel L. Jackson) and a man who claims to be a sheriff. Hoping to find shelter from a blizzard, the group travels to a stagecoach stopover located on a mountain pass. Greeted there by four strangers, the eight travelers soon learn that they may not make it to their destination after all. That’s the whole movie 🍿 I’d give this movie a 7 on a scale from 1-10. There wasn’t any love in the movie everybody in the movie hated each other. But this movie review has been a long time coming because this was a 2015 🎥. Here’s some quick facts about the movie 

Director: Quentin Tarantino

Box office: 156.5 million USD

Thursday, April 25, 2024

2024 civil war movie

 When is Hollywood going to make good movies again? I thought the new civil war movie was kind of boring even though it had good photography and good cinematography. It was like there was civil unrest until the four main characters went to a small town. After going to a clothing store. After all that nonsense they get back in the car and drive off. They go to a farm house that looked empty. When they get closer to the house they get shot at. It had a crazy situation or a crazy movie. I guess I wasn’t very entertained. 

Civil war is a 2024 dystopian film written and directed by Alex Garland. It follows a team of journalists traveling across the United States during a civil war which has engulfed the nation. The cast includes Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura, Cailee Spaeny, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Sonoya Mizuno, Nick Offerman, and Jesse Plemons. If I could do something to make the movie better I would. I thought it would have been better but the movie was about journalists taking a road trip. 

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Monkey man

 Monkey man another disappointment for me. A foreign film out of India. Maybe it’s supposed to be made for Americans. Action packed I think the meaning of the movie is violence is not the answer. I don’t want to give a bad review but the movie was hard to follow. I’d give it a 4 1/2 on a scale from 1-10. I was expecting a good action movie but it wasn’t a bad action movie. The guy kept having flash backs. It had good photography and good cinematography too. It was like a working man that went down the wrong path. He did have a side hustle too but wasn’t making enough money and went off. His bad habits finally caught up with him and it made me think about the movie. Long enough for a good review but it wasn’t entertaining enough for me. 


Friday, March 29, 2024

Dream scenario

 Dream scenario what can I say about the movie? I just saw it and it had great photographs and great cinematography. It just seemed kind of weird because his life turned to crap because of other people having dreams about him. Then Nicolas cage gets kicked out of his house and his family leaves him  or he had to leave his family and the movie ends. It seems like a bad ending to the movie. 

How do I give a good review for a short film? It seemed kind of sad what happened to him. He lost his job because someone else had a dream. It should of been longer. It was a sorry film. I’m confused about what to say about this movie. It’s like as if someone could do that to someone because someone else had a bad dream. It was  a 5 star movie but I’d give it a 4 or 5 on a scale from 1-10.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Wanka

 Wanka should of been about the history of the people rather then the history of the chocolate factory from my opinion. The culture flourished from the Middle to Late Horizon periods (600 CE - 1532 CE). The wanka movie is a fictional movie. The movie could of talked about  The Wanka (also Wanca or Huanca) people occupied the highlands of ancient central Peru. Dwelling in fortified hill-top settlements, they largely specialised in llama herding. As with other cultures in the area, herding was long-preferred over farming.  It was not until  1000 CE that intense maize farming began, much later than in other contemporary cultures. This shift in agricultural practice was motivated by changes in settlements and a significant increase in population density. Now concentrated in walled towns, the capital city of the Wanka was established at Wari Willka.


Sunday, March 17, 2024

Meg 2

 Meg 2 the trench wasn’t my kind of movie because it seemed unrealistic. It was like if someone could fight someone else on the bottom of the ocean. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 3 because it was hard to follow. It did have good acting and good cinematography. It seemed like some parts of the movie was animated. If I was younger I’d probably give it a better review.

Killing of the flower moon

 Killing of the flower moon was a great movie. It was a drama. The message I got from the movie is the love of monie is the root of a evil. It was based in Oklahoma in a small town. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 9.5. It was a long movie. Great acting, great cinematography great photography. Sad story at the end of the movie.

Napoleon movie

 Napoleon movie 

🍿 the movie was about the General Napoleon of France in 1789. It was good but kind of long. The meaning of the movie I got was love your enemies. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 1/2 because it was exciting but also seemed like I thought it would have a better ending. Five star movie though. It was the best I’ve seen all year. Great cinematography and good acting. It had me thinking what’s the point of war. He had to leave his wife to go to war. I was thinking love your neighbor as yourself. It had me thinking about the Bible. I don’t know if everyone would think about the Bible watching a movie that doesn’t talk about the Bible. But he got exiled to an Island. Like the writer of the book of revelations John.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

The Claw

 This movie the claw is a sad movie even though I knew what would happen I didn’t know it would be so depressing. After watching the movie I was depressed for a week. On a scale from one though ten I’d give it a 8 because it was good but just sad. I wish things could have been better for them. When I think about the movie it make me sad. Even though I’ve seen other wrestling movies but they weren’t as depressing. The claw was a the best. Nothing against the movie though I had a good time watching the film. The film depicts the struggles of a wrestling company owner Fritz Von Erich's sons to achieve the success their dad groomed them for, from 1979 to the early 1990s–resulting in more tragedy. Directed by Sean Durkin.

   Produced by Tessa Ross

Free lance

 Freelance was a good movie. Great acting, great photography, great cinematography. I didn’t think it was going to be that good but it was. I would give it a 7 on a scale from 1-10.

After death

 I just saw the movie after death. I looked up clips that ended up on the movie on YouTube a few years ago. After Death is a captivating and thought-provoking documentary that delves into the enigmatic question that has fascinated humanity for centuries. What happens when we die? Great movie🍿. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 8 land a half. It was a documentary though. I highly recommend watching the movie.

No Hard Feelings

 No hard feelings 

I finally saw the movie. It had good humor good photographs, good cinematography but it was just to short of a movie. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 maybe lower. It’s a movie about a relationship between two people and the girl has been around the block before she met the rich 19 year old guy. I wish that could have happened to me. They became good friends. I mean the guy never had to work so his parents tried to help him by fixing him up with this girl. She was an Uber driver that lost her car and she was about to lose her house so she dated this guy for a car. The guy finds out and gets heartbroken leaves the girl they end up being friends. I gave the movie a bad review because it sends a bad message to kids.

Father Stu

 Father Stu the 2022 movie came out to theaters April 15th. The movie was depressing from my opinion. 

It was a good movie though. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 1/2 because it was a movie about turning his life around. He was a loser alcoholic then he met a girl, went to church and became a preacher.

Dirty grandpa

 The movie Dirty Grandpa it’s a bad movie. It’s a movie  made in  2016 American comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. I would give it a 4 on a scale from 1-10. Bad language bad story. It’s like people don’t know how to talk without using bad language. I wouldn’t recommend the movie to anyone. It was shot from a wide angle.

Boys in the boat

 It had a great ending I went to see boys in the boat. When the movie started I thought it was boring because the movie took place in the later 1930’s. This guy was going to college had to go to the docks for work and didn’t get picked for work. So he joined a sports team to make money. They become good enough to join the Olympics and win in 1938 in Germany. It great cinematography on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 71/2 maybe an 8. It was a drama about the 1938 Olympics. I think the meaning of the movie is never give up. 🚣‍♀️

Bob Marley one love

 It was a great movie 🍿. Great music with a good band. Bob Marley one love was about the struggles of a guy and his family living in Jamaica in the 1070’s. They had a rough time so Bob sang about love and peace. Great photography, great cinematography, on a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 maybe 7 1/2. He was planning a unity concert to stop the violence inflicted by two warring political leaders. s. We’re quickly introduced to Marley’s big family—the singer had many kids through his wife and affairs, a fact the film does note—his supportive wife Rita, his nefarious manager Don Taylor, and a few of members of his backing band, the Wailers. With his home being located in a compound, surrounded by high walls and men with machine guns, we already get the sense that Marley’s life is persistently in danger. We also learn that he loves jogging and soccer.

Pricilla

 Pricilla was a slow movie with little to no action. Not my kind of movie. A Romantic film. Good photography and good cinematography but just a movie for a school boy or girl. The new film, starring Cailee Spaeny (Priscilla) and Jacob Elordi (Elvis Presley), was inspired by the 1985 book, which became a New York Times bestseller at its release. Everyone knew Elvis the legend, but his former wife Priscilla wanted to reveal Elvis the man. Based on available sources it appears that the film is historically accurate  though naturally incomplete account of Elvis and Priscilla's relationship from their first meeting in 1959 – when Priscilla was just 14 – to their divorce in 1973. I just thought the movie could of been better. I only gave the movie a four and a half rating on a scale from one through ten.

Get shorty

It was a comedy movie. It was about making a movie and investors for the movie. It was a movie about making a movie and it seemed crazy. Who makes movies about making movies? That’s the part that always didn’t make sense to me. But the movie came out in October 1995 so maybe this review is outdated. On a scale from 1-10 I’d give it a 7 because it was good. Get Shorty is a 1995 American gangster comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and written by Scott Frank, based on Elmore Leonard's novel of the same name. The film stars John Travolta, Gene Hackman, Rene Russo, Delroy Lindo, James Gandolfini, Dennis Farina, and Danny DeVito.